Wednesday, April 28, 2010

so today my dad asked me if i was a lesbian..

I guess I can understand where he's coming from, but there are also a lot of reasons that prove him to be wrong.

Reasons Why Someone May think I like Girls:
1. My friend Halle and I decided to be 'in a relationship' via facebook as a joke. A joke.
2. I'm a very touchy feely kind of person, so..?
3. My grandpa called my dad concerned because at my cousin's debutant ball I asked our table, "If one of the debutants was a lesbian and wanted their escort to be their girlfriend, what would they do?" And that was out of pure curiousity. I also predicted the number of chicken it would take to feed that entire room, it was 450 chicken. I'm just random Grandpa, calm down.
4. I used to have my best friend Jess labeled as 'Girlfriend (:' in my phone.

Reasons Why I'm Definitely into Males:
1. I love to flirt with them. Love to.
2. Boys are attractive, nuff said.
3. I had a boyfriend for over a year. I had him labeled as 'Boyfriend (:' in my phone at the same time as Jess was apparently my girlfriend.
4. I'm just random Grandpa, calm down.

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